LITTLE JOHNNY TO THE RESCUE (JOKES)

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday
school. Usually she slept through the class. One
day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, "Tell me, April, who created the
universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a
boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted
April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April
fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked
April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April
didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher
said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed
her with the pin. This time April jumped up and
shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN
ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher
fainted.

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